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Joker [AU] ([personal profile] foolmetwice) wrote2018-11-12 04:39 pm

INBOX

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[HIT HIM UP WITH SOME MESSAGES SHOULD YOU CHOOSE]
lefthandpath: (NO MOOD TO DEAL WITH AN IDIOT)

[personal profile] lefthandpath 2019-10-15 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
It's a dream. No one has to die!

[in fact, time to push back against the door because fuck whoever's wanting to come in.]
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[personal profile] lefthandpath 2019-10-15 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
You really are this stupid!

It's! A! Dream!

The fact that you spend your nights just dreaming about death and dying says a lot! You could be doing literally anything else and you just stick to this! Well! I want a feast! All the food I can eat and finally feeling full for once! I want to take a hot bath and have the heat linger even when it's cold and stay clean even when it's filthy out! I want my own bed and blankets and pillows that I don't have to share and no one can steal away from me so I can sleep soundly!

It's not much but it's better than all your mess, right?!

[GET SOME PERSPECTIVE, JFC]
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[personal profile] lefthandpath 2019-10-15 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[YES. GOOD. HE DESERVES.

YANKING THE BLANKET AROUND HIS SHOULDERS AND LEANING BACK AGAINST THE WALL, SO FULL OF PUFF AND HUFF!!!]

Because you're stupid, stupid.

If you don't want it to happen, then stop letting it happen!
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[personal profile] lefthandpath 2019-10-15 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[YES. HE STILL DESERVES!!!!

though he will lob the stuffed cat at Mars's head.]

BE MORE IMAGINATIVE, STUPID! If ya don't wanna die, then what d'ya wanna do?!
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[personal profile] lefthandpath 2019-10-15 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
So put on some music!
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[personal profile] lefthandpath 2019-10-15 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[... wtf kind of music is this?

but anyway, looking back at the door, not moving yet.]

--so who is it? It can be someone who's not interested in hurting you. Someone who you know you'll have a good time with.

[looks back to Mars.]

Who is behind this door?
lefthandpath: (121)

[personal profile] lefthandpath 2019-10-15 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[... well, this person looks soft.]

Ah. Don't mind me, I'll be seeing myself out just as soon as this idiot's in a better place.
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[personal profile] lefthandpath 2019-10-15 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you really want to chain yourself down when you have such a friendly guest?

[those chains are all you, idiot]

Can't you come up with somewhere more comfortable than this room?
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[personal profile] lefthandpath 2019-10-15 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
... do you just like to sound stupid?

At least consider something comfortable for your guest.
lefthandpath: (high fives for all)

[personal profile] lefthandpath 2019-10-15 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[he is still making the look and gesture of NOW WAS THAT SO HARD?

he is also unwrapping the blanket from himself and putting it around the new kid's shoulders who he then says:]

Please make sure he doesn't wallow too long.
lefthandpath: (151)

[personal profile] lefthandpath 2019-10-15 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not the one stuck having the same dream.

[he'd stick out his tongue like a mature person but in fact, he just flips Mars off. HIS DREAMS AT LEAST HAVE VARIANCE, YOU FOOL!]

Sweet dreams!

[anyway, gonna flounce before Mars figures out he can entrap him or something]
lefthandpath: (/facepalm)

[personal profile] lefthandpath 2019-10-15 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ugh... he's so tired.

time to actually get some actual sleep.]