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[foolmetwice]

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[HIT HIM UP WITH SOME MESSAGES SHOULD YOU CHOOSE]

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[criminaljustice]

Joker: at least C thinks you're worth the effort?
Joker: apparently most my friends are

[guess how the post-Trial things went. lol.]

Joker: and that's why I only approach B when I need some chill down time
Joker: he actually doesn't mind being a sympathetic ear but his tolerance for some of the shenanigans is just lower than ours are

[foolmetwice]

mars: you are, too

[he is bristling a little bit cuz as much as he likes C DON'T BE MEAN TO JOKERRRRRRR]

mars: and yeah, you're right
mars: lately though he has "become cool"
mars: by which i mean he's basically the same person but he pretends to be tougher

[criminaljustice]

[HE HAD GOOD REASON TO BE MEAN THO???]

Joker: ... "lately"...?

[hasn't B always been a bit like that?]

Joker: whenever someone tries to be cooler than they are, just shove ice cream at them
Joker: always works

[foolmetwice]

[yes but it's more OVERT now]

mars: i'll try that, thanks
mars: though now you're making it sound like alcheme is easily bribed with sweets

[all of alcheme. not just A]

[criminaljustice]

Joker: almost everyone I know here are sweet tooths
Joker: thank you for breaking the pattern

[foolmetwice]

mars: you're fucking welcome
mars: i like being unique

[. . .]

mars: hey before i swing by alcheme
mars: are you free now?

[criminaljustice]

Joker: wouldn't be harrassing you in text if I wasn't

[foolmetwice]

[don't wimp out don't wimp out don't wimp out--]

mars: then i'm gonna take you to that fancy new diner we got while i was gone
mars: my treat

[criminaljustice]

Joker: fancy diner, huh?
Joker: aren't most things in this place free?

[Mars, you're cute]

[foolmetwice]

[ugh shut up!!! turning a little red, not that joker can see]

mars: hey at least let me pretend!!
mars: i'm trying to be SMOOTH

[criminaljustice]

Joker: you're smoothest in person
Joker: so where can I meet you?

[foolmetwice]

mars: not my fault text doesn't convey the ~smoothness~ nearly as well
mars: where are you?
mars: if you're by the dorms we could meet outside and walk together
mars: otherwise, just meet me at the diner

[criminaljustice]

Joker: in the park
Joker: been needing some fresh air recently
Joker: tho: good news! Bad End has a balcony now

[foolmetwice]

mars: congratulations
mars: you're really moving up in the world

[but also, after he sends that he is making his way towards the diner, so. MEET HIM THERE JOKER!!!]

[criminaljustice]

[DINER, IT IS.

... he is dressed like so, ftr.]

1/2

[foolmetwice]

[. . . hot]

[foolmetwice]

[meanwhile, Mars--]

Took you long enough.

[tries to snag his hand!!]

[criminaljustice]

[hand is snagged!]

Wasn't wearing my aerodynamic bike outfit.

[as if that would actually slow him down but also...]

[foolmetwice]

You should've had the foresight to dig it outta your closet.

[his hand!! him hand. . . anyway now that they're in person, Mars is. . . not making any efforts to lead Joker inside? hm]

[criminaljustice]

Thought we were having dinner, not bike races.

[he has noticed this oddity and will call it out, but also handsqueeze? what's going on, RenRen?]

[foolmetwice]

Oh, we are. I'm starving.

[. . .]

But I wanna tell you something before we eat.

[. . .]

[. . . . . .]

[. . . . . . . . . . .]

[criminaljustice]

[...]

... you sure that you're not just letting your stomach talk for you?

[like, bruh. are you going to stay quiet until your stomach growls or something?]

[foolmetwice]

[SHHHH LISTEN]

[turns red]

What-- no! No. I'm not. Just-- I gotta.

I gotta psych myself up.

[MARS]

[criminaljustice]

Okay?

[aren't you so lucky that the dating protag is not used to being on the other side of this set up, so he's just kind of vaguely amused and charmed?]

1/3

[foolmetwice]

[yes :( don't tease him. this is taking a lot!! A said it so easily but he's not A, he's Mars, and Mars sucks so badly]

[this time he is determined not to use buddy bond to get his feelings across!!]

[this time]

[he will use]

[his words]

I--