MONSTER MASH 2k19

[foolmetwice]

To preempt overflow!!

Top level here

ETA: card progress

Comments

[foolmetwice]

Oops.

[AMUSED and he doesn't sound guilty at all]

[he immediately pats B on the head tho, and then scritches his fluffy fox ears]

[liarliarliar]

Oh no~

[tail wagging

he's very soft]

1/2

[foolmetwice]

[B is so cute]

[foolmetwice]

Your butt is wiggling.

[Mars is not]

[liarliarliar]

Liar!

[foolmetwice]

I don't lie! I'm a truth-telling cat.

[liarliarliar]

Seems fake to me.

[foolmetwice]

Your tail is literally wagging behind you.

You can't deny it.

[liarliarliar]

Ought to get your eyes checked.

[foolmetwice]

[takes a picture of B's tail wagging]

[liarliarliar]

[its a picture you fool its a still fucking image

anyway, b is gonna try to climb back onto Mars' back]

[foolmetwice]

[IT STILL COUNTS]

[. . . anyway B can do that, Mars ain't gonna push him off]

You're lucky I like you.

[liarliarliar]

Let me be tall.

[foolmetwice]

How does it feel, to be able to finally touch the clouds?

[liarliarliar]

The air up here is bad and the short people have better lives!

[foolmetwice]

Science has proven that to be false.

[liarliarliar]

Seems fake.

[EAR PETS]

[foolmetwice]

[TAIL LASH]

Nooooooo B stop this.

[liarliarliar]

But you're a soft booyyyyy.

[foolmetwice]

I am not, I'm covered in fangs and sharp bits and I hate the entire world.

I'm mean and rude.

[liarliarliar]

You would never hurt me.

[foolmetwice]

[. . . yes, that's true]

Only 'cause you're so squishy.

[liarliarliar]

I am. I'm a very normal and squishy boy.

[foolmetwice]

It's a charm point.

But one day I'll get you to roughhouse with me.

[liarliarliar]

Gold says he wants me to only be rowdy with him.