foolmetwice | MONSTER MASH 2k19

Ah, that's right. We haven't spoken since my game, have we?

[ waves a hand back and forth. It's somehow harder to care right now, while he's all... siren-ed up ]

If you know King and Yugi, or Nine and Anubis, it's somewhat like that.

[ steps closer, trying to drape himself on Mars ]

Now, play with me.

[steps back, trying to maintain a RESPECTABLE DISTANCE. personal space!!]

. . .

Well, that makes things a little less satisfying.

Give me something of yours to bury first.

My apologies for not being "satisfying"

[ he says with a sigh and slight eye roll, plucking a piece of gold-covered shell jewelry from his body - he's basically draped in it - and holding it out between too-long and too-pointed nails ]

Here.

I don't think you're really sorry at all.

[takes then piece of jewelry]

[. . .]

[wait how is he gonna bury it]

[. . .]

Hang on.

[BRB FETCHING A TON OF COSTUME CLOTHING FROM THE CLOSET]

Wow, you saw through me. You must be so perceptive!

[ dryly, and like, bitchy. But not... overly mean? If that's possible.

He crosses his arms while he waits ]

[SNORTS IN AMUSEMENT before he vanished. and when he returns, he drops the jewelry on the ground and buries it in costumes]

[SQUARE COMPLETED]

. . . eh. Good enough.

[ lauuuuughs ]

If you'd like to give it another shot, I have "walk on the beach with someone" - surely you could do a better job there.

Or, if that's too much time together, then we could do something briefer...and perhaps more fun.

[ offers his phone, his card up on the screen ]

I'm not aiming for quality here, just quantity.

[eyeing Malik's card thoughtfully]

[. . .]

[he makes a face]

Sure, we can walk on the beach. The rest of these are—

[jiiiiiii]

--Too intense for you?

[ that's what Mars was going to end his sentence with, right? But he takes Mars by the arm, claw-tipped fingers digging into his sleeve just a bit, and tries to draw him in the direction of the beach ]

[gives Malik a LOOK. he sees what you're doing!! but he doesn't pull his arm back nor protest when he is tugged towards the beach]

Too touchy-feely. I hate physical affection.

[no he doesn't]

[ loops his arms around Mars', touchy-feely ]

That's unfortunate. Have you tried exposure therapy?

[UGH GROSS]

No. And if you get too touchy-feely with me, I'll punch you. Alternate personality or not.

[he's so rude?? but he also doesn't sound like, overtly mean, much like Malik did earlier]