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[foolmetwice]

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[HIT HIM UP WITH SOME MESSAGES SHOULD YOU CHOOSE]

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[foolmetwice]

mars: i WAS going to vote on the SUPER COOL MONSTER DUNGEON but b made sad faces at me and making b sad is a crime
mars: but anyway





mars: how're you recovering?
mars: how's a?
mars: i haven't had a chance to stop by alcheme yet

[criminaljustice]

Joker: A's grumpy about game theory but he got some parfait
Joker: K's the other AlcheME that got wrecked, so stopping by probably wouldn't be a bad idea if just to say hi

[foolmetwice]

mars: why is he grumpy about game theory and has he always been easily bribed with parfait
mars: and i don't know k, like at all
mars: but i guess i should make sure b and c aren't freaking out over their teammates getting fucked up

[#priorities]

[criminaljustice]

Joker: because he's a nerd and if you don't know he has a sweet tooth by now, I really have to judge a little
Joker: I don't really know K, either, but B gave him the extra parfait I made
Joker: I think B and C are mostly making sure no one's freaking out about them
Joker: they only let me in so far, so if you can work that angle, that'd help a lot...

[when you worry a lot about certain people but also certain events have kind of... locked you out of confidant building.]

[foolmetwice]

[. . . . . . . . JOKER IS THE BETTER BOYFRIEND]

[what is he saying he isn't A's boyfriend, hahahaha]

[stop thinking like that, Mars]

mars: . . . let you in so far?
mars: metaphorically speaking?

[. . .]

mars: b and c are my friends
mars: i'll do my best for them, too

[criminaljustice]

[omg no you loser. stop.]

Joker: I've been a hot mess for a long time, and B doesn't need the drama
Joker: i think we're both just comfortable being chill friends
Joker: and C was pretty brutal about how I handled things after the Trial--for good reason
Joker: but he's definitely put a large neon warning sign on me or something
Joker: though it's been easing up a bit in recent days
Joker: anyway, I do what I can when I can, but I figure you might be closer to them at this point

[alcheme cr is hard]

[foolmetwice]

[SHHHHHH HE ISN'T VOCALIZING THESE INSECURITIES AT ALL]

mars: don't know
mars: b and i are good friends but i think i bother him sometimes
mars: 'cause he's pretty soft and i'm. . . not
mars: you know?
mars: it's hard to get a read on him, too
mars: he wears things close to his chest
mars: and i don't want to push when faking it until he makes it is how he copes

mars: and c and i are close but it's not like we swap sob stories or anything
mars: we mostly just play around
mars: . . . sometimes he listens to me when things are bad but
mars: he calls that "being my boss"

[he says that, but. . .]

mars: but either way
mars: i'll still do my best

[criminaljustice]

Joker: at least C thinks you're worth the effort?
Joker: apparently most my friends are

[guess how the post-Trial things went. lol.]

Joker: and that's why I only approach B when I need some chill down time
Joker: he actually doesn't mind being a sympathetic ear but his tolerance for some of the shenanigans is just lower than ours are

[foolmetwice]

mars: you are, too

[he is bristling a little bit cuz as much as he likes C DON'T BE MEAN TO JOKERRRRRRR]

mars: and yeah, you're right
mars: lately though he has "become cool"
mars: by which i mean he's basically the same person but he pretends to be tougher

[criminaljustice]

[HE HAD GOOD REASON TO BE MEAN THO???]

Joker: ... "lately"...?

[hasn't B always been a bit like that?]

Joker: whenever someone tries to be cooler than they are, just shove ice cream at them
Joker: always works

[foolmetwice]

[yes but it's more OVERT now]

mars: i'll try that, thanks
mars: though now you're making it sound like alcheme is easily bribed with sweets

[all of alcheme. not just A]

[criminaljustice]

Joker: almost everyone I know here are sweet tooths
Joker: thank you for breaking the pattern

[foolmetwice]

mars: you're fucking welcome
mars: i like being unique

[. . .]

mars: hey before i swing by alcheme
mars: are you free now?

[criminaljustice]

Joker: wouldn't be harrassing you in text if I wasn't

[foolmetwice]

[don't wimp out don't wimp out don't wimp out--]

mars: then i'm gonna take you to that fancy new diner we got while i was gone
mars: my treat

[criminaljustice]

Joker: fancy diner, huh?
Joker: aren't most things in this place free?

[Mars, you're cute]

[foolmetwice]

[ugh shut up!!! turning a little red, not that joker can see]

mars: hey at least let me pretend!!
mars: i'm trying to be SMOOTH

[criminaljustice]

Joker: you're smoothest in person
Joker: so where can I meet you?

[foolmetwice]

mars: not my fault text doesn't convey the ~smoothness~ nearly as well
mars: where are you?
mars: if you're by the dorms we could meet outside and walk together
mars: otherwise, just meet me at the diner

[criminaljustice]

Joker: in the park
Joker: been needing some fresh air recently
Joker: tho: good news! Bad End has a balcony now

[foolmetwice]

mars: congratulations
mars: you're really moving up in the world

[but also, after he sends that he is making his way towards the diner, so. MEET HIM THERE JOKER!!!]

[criminaljustice]

[DINER, IT IS.

... he is dressed like so, ftr.]

1/2

[foolmetwice]

[. . . hot]

[foolmetwice]

[meanwhile, Mars--]

Took you long enough.

[tries to snag his hand!!]

[criminaljustice]

[hand is snagged!]

Wasn't wearing my aerodynamic bike outfit.

[as if that would actually slow him down but also...]